Goldie Joiner
Female Human Housekeeper
She is an adult human with grey eyes, long strawberry hair with a fringe cut, and light pink skin.
Personality Traits: Unperturbed, Kind, Impatient.
Alignment: neutral.
Born: 769 AC (Age 31)
Orientation: Hetrosexual
Home: Herman's Butchers
Settlement: Orbastead
Spouse: Absalom Joiner
Mother: Miriam Burnett
Father: Herman Burnett
Children
- Alma Joiner - age 6 ♀
- Osmundus Joiner - age 1 ♂
Siblings
- Edith Rogers - age 30 ♀
- Monica Burnett - age 26 ♀
- Bertram Burnett the 2nd - age 19 ♂
- Shadrach Burnett - age 16 ♂
- Sara Burnett - age 14 ♀
Statistics
| STR | DEX | CON | WIS | INT | CHR |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11 | 11 | 11 | 10 | 7 | 11 |
| -1 |
| AC | HP | Passive Perception | Speed |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | 4 | 10 | 30 ft. |
Alignment: neutral
Size: Medium
Actions:
- Unarmed Strike. Melee Attack: +2 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 1 bludgeoning damage.
Skills: Perception +2
Spoken Languages: Common
Inventory
| Quantity | Value | Item | Description | Weight |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Four-leaf clover | Some say that four-leaf clovers are a good luck charm. | ||
| 1 | 4 gp | Gold Ring | A wedding ring. It's a simple gold band with "Absalom" engraved on the inside. | |
| 1 | 2 gp | Grappling hook | 4 lbs. | |
| 1 | 25 gp | Holy water (flask) | As an action, you can splash the contents of this flask onto a creature within 5 feet of you or throw it up to 20 feet, shattering it on impact. In either case, make a ranged attack against a target creature, treating the holy water as an improvised weapon. If the target is a fiend or undead, it takes 2d6 radiant damage. A cleric or paladin may create holy water by performing a special ritual. The ritual takes 1 hour to perform, uses 25 gp worth of powdered silver, and requires the caster to expend a 1st-level spell slot. | 1 lb. |
| 1 | 1 gp 6 cp | Money Pouch | Goldie's money pouch. It has 9 sp and 16 cp in it. | ½ lb. |
| 1 | 5 sp | Rations (1 day) | Rations consist of dry foods suitable for extended travel, including jerky, dried fruit, hardtack, and nuts. | 2 lbs. |