Joe Birch-Monroe
Male Human Housekeeper
He is an adult human with grey eyes, balding strawberry hair, stubble, and light pink skin.
Personality Traits: Serious, Mean.
Alignment: neutral.
Born: 763 AC (Age 37)
Orientation: Hetrosexual
Home: Barley Field
Settlement: Scuncombe
Spouse: Ida Birch-Monroe
Mother: Amarlda Birch-Monroe (Deceased)
Father: Benjamin Birch-Monroe (Deceased)
Children
- Benjamin Birch-Monroe the 2nd - age 6 ♂
- Dorothea Birch-Monroe - age 4 ♀
- Rebecca Birch-Monroe - age 3 ♀
- Willie Birch-Monroe - age 0 ♂
Siblings
- Isabella Reyne-Hinkle - age 46 ♀
- Bert Monroe - age 43 ♂
- Wilson Monroe - age 42 ♂
Statistics
| STR | DEX | CON | WIS | INT | CHR |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13 | 11 | 10 | 9 | 11 | 11 |
| +1 |
| AC | HP | Passive Perception | Speed |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | 4 | 10 | 30 ft. |
Alignment: neutral
Size: Medium
Actions:
- Dagger. Melee Weapon Attack: +2 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 1d4 piercing damage.
- Dagger. Ranged Weapon Attack: +2 to hit, range 20 / 60 ft., one target. Hit: 1d4 piercing damage.
- Unarmed Strike. Melee Attack: +3 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 2 bludgeoning damage.
Skills: Perception +2
Spoken Languages: Common, Halfling (basic)
Inventory
| Quantity | Value | Item | Description | Weight |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 10 gp | "From Basket to Zigzag: A Book for Weavers" |
By Emeldida Eledhwen Pearson A pattern book, with instructions on how to recreate all the most popular cloth designs and regional weaves. Aimed at the professional weaver but may also be of use to anyone who needs to create an authentic disguise... |
5 lbs. |
| 1 | 5 cp | Bucket | 2 lbs. | |
| 1 | 1 cp | Candle | For 1 hour, a candle sheds bright light in a 5-foot radius and dim light for an additional 5 feet. | |
| 1 | Crumpled map | A crumpled map of a region, now unreadable. | ||
| 1 | 2 gp | Dagger | A Simple Melee weapon. 1d4 piercing damage. Range: 5. (Thrown: 20/60.) Properties: Finesse, Light, Thrown, Monk | 1 lb. |
| 1 | 4 gp | Gold Ring | A wedding ring. It's a simple gold band with "Ida" engraved on the inside. | |
| 1 | 1 gp 1 sp 5 cp | Money Pouch | Joe's money pouch. It has 9 sp and 25 cp in it. | ⅝ lb. |
| 1 | 5 cp | Pewter signet ring | A pewter band, shaped with flat section embossed with the birch-monroe family crest. | |
| 1 | 4 cp | Pipe | A clay pipe. | |
| 1 | 1 gp | Pipe Leaf |
A mildly psychoactive plant traditionally cultivated by halflings. It has been dried and cured, and is ready to be smoked in a pipe. |
¹⁄₁₆ lb. |
| 1 | 1 gp | Vial |