Neap Joiner-Twoears
Female Human Housekeeper
She is an adult human with amber eyes, short curly strawberry hair, and olive skin.
Personality Traits: Introverted, Jovial.
Alignment: neutral good.
She is a follower of Marlon. (NG)
Born: 753 AC (Age 47)
Orientation: Hetrosexual
Home: Dan's Barbers
Settlement: Gardon
Spouse: Dan Pipegins
Mother: Jessey Joiner-Twoears (Deceased)
Father: Cleveland Clarke (Deceased)
Children
- Percy Pipegins - age 25 ♂
- Cicely Joiner-Twoears - age 21 ♀
- Marie Joiner-Twoears - age 20 ♀
- Isabel Joiner-Twoears - age 18 ♀
- Annette Joiner-Twoears - age 16 ♀
- Herbert Pipegins - age 8 ♂
Statistics
| STR | DEX | CON | WIS | INT | CHR |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 | 11 | 13 | 9 | 8 | 12 |
| -2 | +1 | -1 | +1 |
| AC | HP | Passive Perception | Speed |
|---|---|---|---|
| 10 | 5 | 10 | 30 ft. |
Alignment: neutral good
Size: Medium
Actions:
- Handaxe. Melee Weapon Attack: +0 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 1d6 slashing damage.
- Handaxe. Ranged Weapon Attack: +0 to hit, range 20 / 60 ft., one target. Hit: 1d6 slashing damage.
- Unarmed Strike. Melee Attack: +0 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 1 bludgeoning damage.
Skills: Persuasion +3
Spoken Languages: Common, Otterese
Inventory
| Quantity | Value | Item | Description | Weight |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1 gp | Cook's utensils | These special tools include the items needed to pursue a craft or trade. Proficiency with a set of artisan's tools lets you add your proficiency bonus to any ability checks you make using the tools in your craft. Each type of artisan's tools requires a separate proficiency. | 8 lbs. |
| 1 | 4 gp | Gold Ring | A wedding ring. It's a simple gold band with "Dan" engraved on the inside. | |
| 1 | 15 gp 9 cp | Grandiose Quartz necklace | A pewter necklace, with a string of 6 medium quartz gems. | |
| 1 | 5 gp | Handaxe | A Simple Melee weapon. 1d6 slashing damage. Range: 5. (Thrown: 20/60.) Properties: Light, Thrown, Monk | 2 lbs. |
| 1 | 1 gp 6 sp 8 cp | Money Pouch | Neap's money pouch. It has 15 sp and 18 cp in it. | ⅝ lb. |
| 1 | 1 sp | Parchment (one sheet) | ||
| 1 | 10 gp | Rope, silk (50 feet) | Rope, whether made of hemp or silk, has 2 hit points and can be burst with a DC 17 Strength check. | 5 lbs. |
| 1 | Shopping list | An old shopping list with most of the items crossed off. |