Betpit Mineina Squire
Female Gnomish Housekeeper
She is an adult gnome with brown eyes (behind a pair of spectacles), long flowing lemon yellow hair, and medium brown skin.
Personality Traits: Impatient, Upbeat, Mean.
Alignment: chaotic neutral.
Born: 734 AC (Age 66)
Orientation: Hetrosexual
Home: Potato Patch
Settlement: Iblwinglind
Spouse: Betrurt Rosamunia Arabeima Ecthor Squire
Mother: Zraziroin Copperfist Ferritedeep Mineina
Father: Dagissava Tillort Sullivan Bulgeward Mineina
Children
- Johnson Dugwort Childs Mineina Dustesh - age 47 ♀
- Oakfoot Sharparm Squire-Daniel - age 38 ♀
- Keller Goldgardner Avery-Squire - age 37 ♂
- Fairblower Holmcar Didgloor Squire - age 34 ♀
- Brock Smondolo Squire (Adopted) - age 25 ♀
- Trevor Darkhand Squire - age 14 ♀
Siblings
- Balvularn Dimpeuc Brandyhanger Mineina Zofsish - age 57 ♀
- Mistrivviur Bronzebrow Buttonbuck Mineina Agrhmang - age 52 ♂
- Haer Nauarkûn Cacysel Mineina - age 52 ♀
- Derhock Narrit Celenda Mineina - age 49 ♀
- Sharpmark Conrad Mineina - age 43 ♀
- Zrafaridll Leadpick Darinys Mineina - age 37 ♂
Statistics
| STR | DEX | CON | WIS | INT | CHR |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6 | 8 | 10 | 10 | 13 | 8 |
| -2 | -1 | +1 | -1 |
| AC | HP | Passive Perception | Speed |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9 | 4 | 10 | 25 ft. |
Alignment: chaotic neutral
Size: Small
Senses: Darkvision
Actions:
- Unarmed Strike. Melee Attack: +0 to hit, reach 5 ft., one target. Hit: 1 bludgeoning damage.
Skills: Perception +2
Abilities:
- Gnome Cunning. Betpit has advantage on all Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma saving throws against magic.
Spoken Languages: Gnomish, Common
Inventory
| Quantity | Value | Item | Rarity | Description | Weight |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 8 gp | "A genealogical history of the high-elves" (Dog-eared) | common |
By Lóhal, daughter of Tharóin A detailed genealogy of the high-elven nobility dating back to the founding of Ataland. The book is a bit dog-eared, but in serviceable condition. |
5 lbs. |
| 1 | 10 gp | "Mixology Magic" | common |
By Webb Oldchest Korort Ebnint Cloudy Pandorane The title and cover of this book suggest it to be an arcane tome. But inside are directions on how to mix alcohols with tonics, fruit juices and teas. These sweet alcohol infusions are a gnomish specialty. |
5 lbs. |
| 2 | Button | common | A loose purple button. | ||
| 1 | 1 gp | Gilded copper tiara | common | A gilded copper tiara. | |
| 1 | 4 gp | Gold Ring | common | A wedding ring. It's a simple gold band with "Betrurt Rosamunia Arabeima Ecthor" engraved on the inside. | |
| 1 | 240 gp | Kinetic calculator | uncommon |
A mess of dials, levers and clock-faces. This device performs mathematical calculations with perfect accuracy. The device is capable of performing addition, subtraction, multiplication, division and root operations. Caution: dividing by zero can cause damage to the mechanism. The calculator is wound by your footsteps. For each mile walked, the item winds enough for 5 minutes power. The spring can store a total of 30 minutes power, which can be used at will via an on/off toggle. |
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| 1 | 1 gp 3 sp 6 cp | Money Pouch | common | Betpit's money pouch. It has 1 gp, 1 sp and 26 cp in it. | ½ lb. |
| 1 | 3 cp | Mop | common | A used mop, made of course strings of formally white yarn. | |
| 1 | 5 sp | Tinderbox | common | This small container holds flint, fire steel, and tinder (usually dry cloth soaked in light oil) used to kindle a fire. Using it to light a torch--or anything else with abundant, exposed fuel--takes an action. Lighting any other fire takes 1 minute. | 1 lb. |