The Frowning Poet Tavern

267 year old Human construction, small sized

Location: Tottentree

Owned by: Charles Byers

A 6th Century brick house with an maroon door. A frame on the wall contains a prayer used by Vastra Cultists. The tavern keepers are attentive and hospitable, ensuring that every guest feels valued.

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Overheard...

  • "Thank Vastra for this drink!"
  • "There's trouble on the wind."
  • "Astrus is stronger than ever!"
  • "I wanted to be an adventurer when I was a kid."
  • "It's going to be a fine season, mark my words."
  • "Charles Byers is a good man. Good at getting me drunk, at least!"

Punters

At the tavern right now are:

  • Diamondpy Seyerupup - Farmer - Elder (51) ♀ Human - She is an elderly human with grey eyes, thin scruffy dyed strawberry hair, and olive skin.
  • Hartley Butler-Morton - Adventurer - Adult (38) ♂ Human - He is an adult human with amber eyes, dyed blond hair in braids, a horseshoe moustache, and pale white skin.
  • Lester Butler - Elder (56) ♂ Human - He is an elderly human with grey eyes, short grey hair in a side parting, a pencil moustache, and olive skin.
  • Margarett Morton - Adult (41) ♀ Human - She is an adult human with blue eyes, long light-brown hair with a fringe cut, and olive skin.
  • Camelialda Malone of Bungoby - Adult (46) ♀ Human - She is an adult human with brown eyes, brown hair in braids, and medium brown skin.
  • Wilbur Malone - Farmer - Elder (57) ♂ Human - He is an elderly human with amber eyes, balding silver hair, a clean shaven face, and light brown skin.
  • Colin Morton - Potato Farmer - Elder (50) ♂ Human - He is an elderly human with grey eyes (the left of which is glass), grey hair in a ponytail, a full beard, and light brown skin.
  • Colin Morton - Potato Farmer - Elder (55) ♂ Human - He is an elderly human with grey eyes, balding grey hair, a clean shaven face, and pale white skin.
  • Cotma Butler of Bungoby - Elder (62) ♂ Human - He is an elderly human with grey eyes, a bald head, a horseshoe moustache, and light pink skin.

Behind the bar

At this location, items are priced between 89% and 120% of their base value.

Available Price Value Item Description Weight
16 5 cp 5 cp Animal Feed (1 day) 10 lbs.
0 5 gp 8 sp 6 gp Bottle of Whisky A bottle of whisky containing 16 glasses. A fairly average Human whisky. 1½ lbs.
2 13 gp 12 gp Bottle of Fine Whisky A bottle of whisky containing 16 glasses. Very fine aged whisky. 1½ lbs.
3 4 gp 7 sp 4 gp Bottle of Mead A bottle of mead containing 8 cups. A fine mead made from honey. 1½ lbs.
3 5 sp 8 cp 5 sp Cup of Mead A fine mead made from honey.
7 4 sp 4 cp 4 sp Dram of Whisky A fairly average Human whisky.
12 8 sp 6 cp 8 sp Dram of Fine Whisky Very fine aged whisky.
8 5 cp 5 cp Glass of Tottentree White Wine A basic wine, made with a blend of local grapes.
124 4 cp 4 cp Mug of Ale Bog standard ale.
130 6 cp 6 cp Mug of Tottentree Special Brew A larger, the hops sourced from nearby.
14 2 sp 2 cp 2 sp Pitcher of Ale A gallon of bog standard ale, served in a pitcher. 10 lbs.
1 1 sp 9 cp 2 sp Pitcher of Tottentree Red Wine A basic wine, made with a blend of local grapes. A pitcher holds 5 generous cups.
1 2 sp 4 cp 2 sp Pitcher of Tottentree Rosé Wine A basic wine, made with a blend of local grapes. A pitcher holds 5 generous cups.
3 5 sp 8 cp 5 sp Stabling (1 day)

Note

  • Undamaged empty bottles can be returned for a 1 gp refund.

Occupants

Name Role Age Gender Race Description
Alwinus Butler the 2nd Tavern Keeper's Apprentice 16 Male Human He is an adolescent human with grey eyes, red hair in braids, and light pink skin.
Charles Byers Tavern Keeper 57 Male Human He is an elderly human with blue eyes, short white hair in a side parting, a clean shaven face, and olive skin.
Hawis Byers Bar Keeper 30 Female Human She is an adult human with brown eyes (behind a pair of spectacles), dark-brown and grey streaked hair in a ponytail, and medium brown skin.
Hilda Byers 9 Female Human She is a human child with blue eyes, long light-brown hair with a fringe cut, and olive skin.
James Byers 6 Male Human He is a human child with grey eyes, a strawberry quiff, and olive skin.
Keziah Hess Tavern Keeper's Apprentice 15 Female Human She is an adolescent human with amber eyes, long styled strawberry hair, and olive skin.
Lela Malone Tavern Keeper's Apprentice 12 Female Human She is an adolescent human with grey eyes, long red hair with a fringe cut, and olive skin.
Lucy Byers 6 Female Human She is a human child with amber eyes, long curly auburn hair, and medium brown skin.
Mattie Byers Housekeeper 40 Female Human She is an adult human with brown eyes, dark-brown hair in a ponytail, and medium brown skin.
Miriam Byers Housekeeper 29 Female Human She is an adult human with blue eyes, light-brown hair in a plait, and light pink skin.
Phillipus Byers Housekeeper 32 Male Human He is an adult human with amber eyes, scruffy dyed red hair, bushy sideburns, and pale white skin.

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