The Frowning Poet Tavern

267 year old Human construction, small sized

Location: Tottentree

Owned by: Charles Byers

A 6th Century brick house with an maroon door. A frame on the wall contains a prayer used by Vastra Cultists. The tavern keepers are attentive and hospitable, ensuring that every guest feels valued.

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Overheard...

  • "Thank Vastra for this drink!"
  • "Astrus is stronger than ever!"
  • "This tavern dates back 267 years."
  • "Drinks are on Hartley tonight!"
  • "Maybe a bard will sing about you someday!"
  • "I never trusted those folks over the way."

Punters

At the tavern right now are:

  • Hartley Butler-Morton - Adventurer - Adult (38) ♂ Human - He is an adult human with amber eyes, dyed blond hair in braids, a horseshoe moustache, and pale white skin.
  • Diamondpy Seyerupup - Farmer - Elder (51) ♀ Human - She is an elderly human with grey eyes, thin scruffy dyed strawberry hair, and olive skin.
  • Jim Baldwin - Farmer - Elder (52) ♂ Human - He is an elderly human with one grey eye (his left is closed and scarred), short white hair in a side parting, stubble, and light pink skin.
  • Esau Morton - Junior Butcher - Adult (28) ♂ Human - He is an adult human with brown eyes, short dyed auburn hair in a side parting, stubble, and medium brown skin.
  • Salvincia Malone of Bungoby (born Willis-Malone) - Elder (63) ♀ Human - She is an elderly human with blue eyes, white hair in a ponytail, and olive skin.
  • Osgood Washburn - Adult (45) ♂ Human - He is an adult human with brown eyes, scruffy dark-brown hair, a long beard, and medium brown skin.
  • Judith Willis - Adult (40) ♀ Human - She is an adult human with blue eyes, long light-brown hair tied back in a knot, and light pink skin.
  • Wilson Morton - Adult (37) ♂ Human - He is an adult human with grey eyes, a strawberry quiff, a clean shaven face, and pale white skin.
  • Vernon Morton - Elder (54) ♂ Human - He is an elderly human with hazel eyes, short grey hair in a side parting, stubble, and medium brown skin.

Behind the bar

At this location, items are priced between 89% and 120% of their base value.

Available Price Value Item Description Weight
13 5 cp 5 cp Animal Feed (1 day) 10 lbs.
2 5 gp 8 sp 6 gp Bottle of Whisky A bottle of whisky containing 16 glasses. A fairly average Human whisky. 1½ lbs.
1 13 gp 12 gp Bottle of Fine Whisky A bottle of whisky containing 16 glasses. Very fine aged whisky. 1½ lbs.
2 4 gp 7 sp 4 gp Bottle of Mead A bottle of mead containing 8 cups. A fine mead made from honey. 1½ lbs.
4 5 sp 8 cp 5 sp Cup of Mead A fine mead made from honey.
12 4 sp 4 cp 4 sp Dram of Whisky A fairly average Human whisky.
4 8 sp 6 cp 8 sp Dram of Fine Whisky Very fine aged whisky.
8 5 cp 5 cp Glass of Tottentree White Wine A basic wine, made with a blend of local grapes.
132 4 cp 4 cp Mug of Ale Bog standard ale.
127 6 cp 6 cp Mug of Tottentree Special Brew A larger, the hops sourced from nearby.
23 2 sp 2 cp 2 sp Pitcher of Ale A gallon of bog standard ale, served in a pitcher. 10 lbs.
1 1 sp 9 cp 2 sp Pitcher of Tottentree Red Wine A basic wine, made with a blend of local grapes. A pitcher holds 5 generous cups.
1 2 sp 4 cp 2 sp Pitcher of Tottentree Rosé Wine A basic wine, made with a blend of local grapes. A pitcher holds 5 generous cups.
1 5 sp 8 cp 5 sp Stabling (1 day)

Note

  • Undamaged empty bottles can be returned for a 1 gp refund.

Occupants

Name Role Age Gender Race Description
Alwinus Butler the 2nd Tavern Keeper's Apprentice 16 Male Human He is an adolescent human with grey eyes, red hair in braids, and light pink skin.
Charles Byers Tavern Keeper 57 Male Human He is an elderly human with blue eyes, short white hair in a side parting, a clean shaven face, and olive skin.
Hawis Byers Bar Keeper 30 Female Human She is an adult human with brown eyes (behind a pair of spectacles), dark-brown and grey streaked hair in a ponytail, and medium brown skin.
Hilda Byers 9 Female Human She is a human child with blue eyes, long light-brown hair with a fringe cut, and olive skin.
James Byers 6 Male Human He is a human child with grey eyes, a strawberry quiff, and olive skin.
Keziah Hess Tavern Keeper's Apprentice 15 Female Human She is an adolescent human with amber eyes, long styled strawberry hair, and olive skin.
Lela Malone Tavern Keeper's Apprentice 12 Female Human She is an adolescent human with grey eyes, long red hair with a fringe cut, and olive skin.
Lucy Byers 6 Female Human She is a human child with amber eyes, long curly auburn hair, and medium brown skin.
Mattie Byers Housekeeper 40 Female Human She is an adult human with brown eyes, dark-brown hair in a ponytail, and medium brown skin.
Miriam Byers Housekeeper 29 Female Human She is an adult human with blue eyes, light-brown hair in a plait, and light pink skin.
Phillipus Byers Housekeeper 32 Male Human He is an adult human with amber eyes, scruffy dyed red hair, bushy sideburns, and pale white skin.

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